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Filthtered 

The act of using an excessive amount of photo filtering on a perfectly good picture. Predominantly done on cheaper model smartphones, this "art" will include splotches, abundant pixel defections, and no likes;and who wants that?
That picture of an Abbey was completely ruined when that preist filthtered it up! Seriously! Amaro and purple go together like gravy and bologna!
Filthtered by Webaphobified June 25, 2018
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filtered 

When a subject and/or class, usually in higher education scientific fields, is so convoluted and hard to follow, that it is impossible for one to succeed in it. This might be due to the professor, or the subject itself. In this case, the subject acts as a filter, preventing you from moving on to more advanced subjects that built upon it.
This can often extend or apply to specific concepts included or related to a subject or class.
In any of the above cases, it is fair to say that one has been filtered.
-Did you understand anything from the previous lecture?
-No, I'm not even sure the professor understands what he's teaching.
-Huh. I guess we've both been filtered.
filtered by Re-Z May 3, 2021

Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

Filtered 

When a casual lacks the skill to beat a challenge or boss.
Wow did you see all of the casuals filtered by Balteus in AC6?
Filtered by Nyakomata August 31, 2023
A loud and boisterous person who likes doing the exciting portion of his job and then pawn's off the hard work to real officers!!
Sorry man, I would help you today but I got Fichtered into filing his paperwork!!

un-filtered fart 

The act of farting without clothes on.
Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.
un-filtered fart by ugfest January 18, 2007

Brown filtered cigarettes 

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.
Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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