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Filthtered 

The act of using an excessive amount of photo filtering on a perfectly good picture. Predominantly done on cheaper model smartphones, this "art" will include splotches, abundant pixel defections, and no likes;and who wants that?
That picture of an Abbey was completely ruined when that preist filthtered it up! Seriously! Amaro and purple go together like gravy and bologna!
Filthtered by Webaphobified June 25, 2018
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filtered 

When a subject and/or class, usually in higher education scientific fields, is so convoluted and hard to follow, that it is impossible for one to succeed in it. This might be due to the professor, or the subject itself. In this case, the subject acts as a filter, preventing you from moving on to more advanced subjects that built upon it.
This can often extend or apply to specific concepts included or related to a subject or class.
In any of the above cases, it is fair to say that one has been filtered.
-Did you understand anything from the previous lecture?
-No, I'm not even sure the professor understands what he's teaching.
-Huh. I guess we've both been filtered.
filtered by Re-Z May 3, 2021

Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.
Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

Filtered 

When a casual lacks the skill to beat a challenge or boss.
Wow did you see all of the casuals filtered by Balteus in AC6?
Filtered by Nyakomata August 31, 2023
A loud and boisterous person who likes doing the exciting portion of his job and then pawn's off the hard work to real officers!!
Sorry man, I would help you today but I got Fichtered into filing his paperwork!!

un-filtered fart 

The act of farting without clothes on.
Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.
un-filtered fart by ugfest January 18, 2007

Brown filtered cigarettes 

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.
Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.