Femimenism 

The belief that all people are equal, and deserve equal treatment. Has added bit of "men" to "feminism", in order to make a new word, considering feminsm is basically dead, and truly deserved to die the tragic death it has.
Also, contains "fem" and "men", and i surely don't know why that would bother anyone... unless they are intersex, in which case we can start a new word, "femimentersexism", to cover us all, so we can all be happy and equal in this world of ooey gooey lovey but hateful equality =D

I wish people would understand that when i say "femimenism", it's not because i hate women, but rather because i hate women and men equally.

Femimenism by Magnarz April 24, 2017

everyday feminism

A comedy 'feminism' site that panders to snowflake millennials who enjoy defining themselves with several labels at once to illustrate their special uniqueness. Example; Fucktard is a cisqueer demiboi multipersonality pansexual differently abled lunatic who identifies as fat. Fucktard's preferred pronouns are Bum/Bumface. Bum has a degree from the University of East Grinstead in Queer 20th Century Chanting and is funded by Bumface's weary parents while Bum writes navel gazing tripe for sites such as Everyday Feminism about Why Buying Tampons Kills TransFolx and Six Ways Why Brain Tumours Are Exclusionary To Those Who Don't Have Brains.

Frequented by transgender people and gullible, wide eyed millennials, the heavy handed admins will censor commentary by those who show potential for critical thought and a basic understanding of biology.

My friend Twinkletoes is interning at Everyday Feminism! They have written an awesome piece on How Your Diet Is Erasing And Fat Shaming Obese Folk. It's so on point!

everyday feminism by Bumfacemcbum February 15, 2017

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A sandwich? I am tired of your sexism! I am a strong and epowered women.

*WW3 starts*
Hey honey, which beer do you want with the sanwich?
.... Here it is, the Schrödinger's feminism.

Schrödinger's feminism by daarksideYT May 10, 2022

TOXIC Feminism 

The belief that women should always be higher up than men. Often backed with physical or verbal abuse towards the other gender. Not to be confused with feminism.

Man, this TOXIC Feminism is just ruining my day.

TOXIC Feminism by JUST A PASSING OBSERVATION April 2, 2017

photo-op feminism 

Photo-op feminism is a brand (off-brand?) of the real thing where a poser will do or say anything (especially in front of a television camera) to get herself (okay, sometimes even men do it too) seen or heard as a hero to women everywhere. The more unreal the claim, the more outrageous the behavior.

When Sarah Palin winks at the camera she's teaching us all we need to know about photo-op feminism.

photo-op feminism by paulpaxman October 30, 2009

3rd wave Feminism 

Not be be confused with modern feminism,

Third wave feminists are incessant cry babies who demand we dedicate everything in the world to feminism while supporting a mind set that anyone who was born and chose to be a man is the worst type of human being that ever existed. Common ideals that these feminists hold are that men can never experience any kind of bigotry especially if they're white and that type feminism is somehow supposed to be fighting for their rights as well.

Their achievements include;
Making a NASA scientist cry after completing an amazing feat of scientific progress for wearing the wrong shirt.
Defending a person who took $160,000 from feminists and made no effort towards the final product and was even found guilty of plagiarism.
Derailing and trying to destroy a consumer revolt because they were told that sexist people were part of it.
Hacking and DDOS attacking a feminist charity because another 3rd wave feminist told them to.
(Although not completed as this point) Killing Feminism.

"There are so much 3rd wave Feminism on twitter, they might turn people away from the idea of feminists as a whole."

3rd wave Feminism by HiThere,ImustBeSexist November 15, 2014