February 13th is the day soulmates start dating. if you start dating someone on this day you are now officially the best couple ever
by sunshine6564 October 5, 2021
by ALICIA 🐍🦋 October 26, 2020
If you're born on February 13th, you're a manipulative asswhole who doesn't care about anyone but yourself
by Dis bitch done boii January 15, 2021
A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.
"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17
by whippysnake245 September 9, 2020
by The End of the world isnt 2012 January 6, 2010
by ALICIA 🐍🦋 October 26, 2020
woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"
by slump6s October 7, 2021