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Fat Piss 

having to pee really bad
Dude, I gotta take a fat piss
Fat Piss by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003

Fat Piss 

When you’re taking a fat piss and you’re there for so long you put your hand on the wall and say “Damn this is a fat piss”
I was taking a FAT piss yesterday. And it took like 45 minutes. My legs got tired.
Fat Piss by VulpineDoge October 14, 2018

Fat piss 

im gonna go take a fat piss
im gonna go take a fat piss i'll be back
Fat piss by GORILLA DA SPINNER December 7, 2021

stinky fat piss smell 

The dirty stench you are sometimes subjected to when you walk past a really fat person, its just like a dirty urine smell, like they can't wash under the folds of fat. Makes you have to hold your breath when you walk past.
A: Dude, can you smell that?
B: We just walked past that fat old woman, it was probably her.
A: I guess, it was a stinky piss smell now you mention it.
B: There's a word for that, I think it's stinky fat piss smell?
stinky fat piss smell by WeThree November 6, 2010

piss fat 

The erection one has in the morning hours.
I woke up with the biggest piss fat this morning. My girlfriend thought she had excited me and decided to blow me. I think I accidently did a few wee drops in her mouth.
piss fat by Penis Master July 27, 2003

Fat bitches be pissing on me

When things aren't going your way, times are tough, and there is nothing you can do about it but you have to deal with it anyway.
1) My girl mad at me. My car won't start and now I'm late to work again. Man...Fat bitches be pissing on me!

2) My coach keep screaming at me to "get the bar off my chest" but I'm smoked. Fat bitches be pissing on me!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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