The best fucking sport ever invented.
The sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an ATV with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. This is called Urban fat kid hunting.
Rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an ATv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake's scent and will be wanderng through the woods. Rural fat kid hunting makes for a damn good huntin.
The sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an ATV with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. This is called Urban fat kid hunting.
Rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an ATv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake's scent and will be wanderng through the woods. Rural fat kid hunting makes for a damn good huntin.
Come on Jim if we don't go fat kid hunting now the fat kids i'll eat each other fighting over the cake, and that doesn't make for damn good huntin'.
by Matt Evening May 10, 2007
A fat kid who loves hamburgers more than everything even tho he is with Joeny while cheating on Kimberly. More names he is known as ; Cartman,Ballena,Santa Claus and that fat kid .
by ilovesandman6969 October 31, 2017
The fat kid that lives inside of you that screams with forceful delight whenever in the presence of sweets or baked goods. Your fat kid soul urges you to consume anything with high caloric content from sugars, demands large bites, and cannot be bothered by plates or utensils. Do not feed the fat kid soul fruits unless they are dipped in chocolate or paired with whip cream.
My diet was going strong this week until my fat kid soul manifested and I gorged myself on a sleeve of thin mints.
by psully June 27, 2019
The fat kid salute occurs when a person lifts a bag (chips, candy, popcorn, etc.) above their head so as to dump the remaining crumbs into their mouth. The salute is something that all fat kids recognize and should be used to unite fat kids everywhere.
by Heavy D In The Limousine June 13, 2013
A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.
Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"
Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."
Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."
by xxxshotgunxxxxx February 1, 2010
Most commonly jean shorts that are worn below the waste however not as far as wigger level, simply lazzily and finish at about the ankles. Obviously worn by overweight males, normally caucasin children.
Dude, that kid over there is wearing Fat Kid Shorts, u can't even see his ankels just his ass and shoes.
by Jeremy Becker March 17, 2007
A short stick, used for camping over an open fire, given to overweight people to prevent them from eating.
by The OraKILL November 11, 2007