Farts Glitter 

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

Farts Glitter by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

fart glitter 

Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face

Went home last night and had fart glitter on my face.

fart glitter by Jjjordan2 January 15, 2017

A glitter fart 

Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from

Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf

A glitter fart by Daddy Nature69 August 1, 2018

glitter fart 

This is when a stripper has gas

He was getting a lap dance then out of nowhere the stripper glitter farted in his face

glitter fart by jakeless November 11, 2010

Purple glitter fart 

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

Purple glitter fart by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025

Purple glitter fart 

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

Purple glitter fart by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025