Fake Boobs

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"Fake Boobs" are good for whores and sluts to attract men for a one time fuck, The man is attracted to her under false circumstances until he finds out that her great boobs are fake boobs, He will bang her a time or two, and move on to the next girl who has the REAL THING!

A deception by girls with small boobs to look and feel better about the crappy life they have created for themselves. Also used as a way to get more work if she wants to be a successful porno star.

Men prefer girls with natural boobs, but if the bitch is flat chested or suffers from "boob sag" fake boobs are the best option for her.

Joe: something about that bitch looks funny

Max: Yeah ... its just her "Fake Boobs" that make her look funny.

Fake Boobs by Get real, Ya All!!! May 15, 2008

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faceboobs

when boobs on face

i got some faceboobs

faceboobs by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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