A person who is a faggot but at the same time a bitch. Usually a person being a real jackass, being gay, or just plain annoying the hell out of you; and when you say something all they do is bitch about it for a real long time.
Bob: Yo joe is being a real faggot bitch!
Joe: Dont call me a faggot bitch!
Jack: Dude shut up you started it.
Joe: Dont call me a faggot bitch man! Thats all you ever say dont you have any real insults!
Bob: Ok forget it.
Jack: Yeah, this is stupid.
Joe (stimm bitching about stuff): All you guys say " oh joe is a faggot bitch", "What a faggot bitch","Man joes being a faggot bitch today!"
(Never ends because joe is a faggot whos bitching)
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.