Faceturbating

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

by I'm erect right now aren't you June 29, 2011

Faceturbating

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010

Faceturbating

Commenting on your own Facebook status.

As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.

by Faceturbater November 30, 2010