facebook body 

female with a facebook account and profile picture of only her face zoom out she is FUCKING HUGE.

Arnold: How'd your date go?

Daniel: terrible. facebook body she was like 300 lbs

facebook body by tweetsfromabyss February 23, 2013

facebook body count 

The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.

For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.

My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.

facebook body count by miker2001 December 29, 2009

Facebook Bodycheck 

a feeling of despair after checking one's Facebook wall and realizing that no one has responded to your posts.

After getting online, and noticing that I just got facebook bodychecked, I realized that I have no real facebook friends...or friends in general. I am a loser.

Facebook Bodycheck by Carson Vaughan, Lauren Larsen October 27, 2007

facebook bodybuilder

Someone who takes pictures when they are swollen like fuck after lifting and upload them to look big

Jacobs friend: (scrolling trough Jacobs pictures from the gym) damn Jacob is big

Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick

facebook bodybuilder by Tight_pussy December 1, 2014