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Face Points

Points that one receives when he or she shows up at a place and gets noticed.

Pertains particularly to people come back to an area where they used to live/be/roam. Such as a college student coming back to the area were they went to high school
Dude I got mad face points at the gym today.

Lets go to the dinner there might be some high school chicks there, we could get some face points.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and nobody was there, major face point disappointment.
by Bjamss2011 June 11, 2011
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stevens point face mask

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff
Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.
by Wise_comment May 31, 2021
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Pointy Nose Period Face (PNPF)

An angry, scowleding woman that presents as overtly militant and opinionated at all times. Native to work place, the PNPF thrives off of political correctness and ensuring all rules are abided by despite them having no known authority or power. The PNPF is a product of two Karen's mating and producing a demon spawn that would make Satan himself very proud. Despite human like appearance, one must be carful and on high alert at all times when within 15 feet of the PNPF, as they most certainly want you dead. You will know you are in the presence of a PNPF if you pick up on the aroma of disappointment expelled by others when the PNPF enters the room. Another sign that a PNPF is amoung you is the desire to want to physically recoil and/or disappear immediately when the PNPF makes eye contact with you. This urge may at times become so strong you will find yourself chewing off your own appendages so that there is less of you exposed to this species. At other times group exposure to the PNPF will create a panic similar to that which was seen in the movie Bird Box when blind folds were removed.
"Dude did you see the new Pointy Nose Period Face (PNPF) they hired in sales? She began talking to me about the oil crisis and suddenly I found myself drinking bleach in an attempt to dissolve my own body from the inside out"
by George0711 May 31, 2022
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