fucking fish

Word for a gambler in poker who chases to the river card to win the hand.

"The fucking fish rivered to hit a flush!"

by JaxiTy February 26, 2017

fuck the fish

1) Definition: To party and drink so hard, by the end of the night you'll fuck anything including a tank full of fish. 2) Origin: Mr. M. at the end of a Nov 2013 night of partying in Pattaya, Thailand, was caught on camera fucking a fish tank, and upon seeing the posted photos the next day with no recollection of the night before, posted "fuck the fish."

He's so retardedly drunk, he'll fuck the fish out of that fattie over there.

by PA: AmexSpg November 12, 2013

Fuck then Fish

Fuck Then Fish (F.T.F.); a social club of like minded individuals that strive to drink as much as possible when together, work as little as possible when there are emails to be sent, and go fishing as an excuse to accomplish the previous goals listed.

We totally have to Fuck then Fish this weekend! Maybe a little poker too!

by El Coyote - FTF 20%er September 16, 2011

fish fuck

When a male transvestite hooker poses as a woman & gives a customer a blow job. The customer then requests sex, thus resulting in the customer fucking between the hooker's testicles, thinking he's pounding the vag.

Transvestite: He asked to have sex, so it led to him fish fucking me. Jokes on him!

by Anesthesia Beaverhousen July 30, 2010

fish fuck

Name for a Heavy Metal band in Ohio that started out in 1993

Fish Fuck released 6 cd's in 2006 alone.

by Fish Fuck October 28, 2006

Fish-fuck

Fish-fuck describes dirty, low-tide smelling, sunburnt, and otherwise white-trash fidiots, who spend most of their time drunk off cheap beer, chain smoking cigarrettes, and aboard a fishing "vessel" presumably fishing.
At least one fish-fuck is a self-proclaimed "captain," that one in particular ubtained the title: Captain Fish-Fuck.

Eric is such a fish-fuck... always.

by Matt Damon! June 11, 2006

Fish Fucking

The act of taking massive quantities of painkilling medication to the point of experiencing "bonelessness," and using your soft, wet, scaly, spaghetti noodle cock to hopelessly and pathetically attempt to bring pleasure to a lover.

I went out to the bar last night after you juiced me and ended up fish fucking some hairy old bean bag.

by Marcus Aurrelius December 18, 2011