fuck a cactus 

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

fuck a cactus by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

go fuck a cactus 

S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)

OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS

go fuck a cactus by PoushyRecker96420BLaizeYT June 6, 2017

go fuck a cactus 

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man

Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus

go fuck a cactus by alex.me March 24, 2021

Go Fuck Yourself with a cactus

Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus

''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''

Go Fuck Yourself with a cactus by madareklaw September 13, 2012

Go fuck yourself with a cactus

It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it

1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus

Go fuck yourself with a cactus by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus 

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015