ftit

A baisermouillé (onomatopoeic initialism) for "Fart Trapped In Thong." It is both a word made from the initials, and (supposedly) the sound made by said flatulence.

As she stepped in front of the interview panel, her nervous stomach and lucky undies conspired to make the tiniest "ftit."

ftit by ExCognita June 17, 2018

FTIT

stands for: Floating Turd In Throat

can be the result of eating too many spinners.... usually a result of RBYOA (Rejection by your own ass) Syndrome.

How do you know if you are a victim of FTIT?
- Abdnormal lumps in the left side of the throat- usually preceded by jaundice
-Interesting shitty like after-taste directly following the consumption of anything that contains splenda.
-The effects can be subdued by chugging life water, best results if you drool on yourself or splash some in your left cornea.
WARNNNNIIIINNNGGGG: If you believe that you are a victim of FTIT DO NOT CONSUME A SPINNER- Secondary Side-effect: Death. If you need help coping with the inability to cleanse your colon with a spinner everyday please call 1-888-BennyLava.

While working on the double helix Rosalind Franklin (aka the original gay man) consumed one too many a spinner- she became the original FTIT victim- she then won the world in your pocket award priority sealed by the president and became the spokesperson for the National FTIT society slogan: "DISCO EVERYONE!"

FTIT by FTIT victim #55449 damn sick of the taste of my own shit March 9, 2008

FTITM 

First thing in the morning.
Something you will do once you've jerked off, had your morning coffee and smoked some cigarettes.

bengt: I really must kill that bitch.
pixlez: Yeah, but let's do it FTITM.

FTITM by pixlez August 6, 2004

FTITR 

abbreviation for

"finest thing in the room"

"ooo look at that girl over there DAMMM. ftitr!"

FTITR by ANNAliese yippy ki aye August 21, 2008

FTITCTAJ

Fuck Them If They Can't Take a Joke

My friend asked that I not post racy messages on his FB page that his co-workers might see. I told him FTITCTAJ.

FTITCTAJ by Urban Warrior NYC June 27, 2009

ftita 

this word is used when something is gay or retarted and you want to say something to refuse doing it. It means fuck that in the ass.

<coach> today we are running all
practice
<jake> Ftita, I'm outta here.

ftita by showtime, shifty, jake, sunshine May 6, 2004

ftitch 

(Fa-Titch)
Abref for Fake Tan Bitch

Girl #1 "Yeah, she I was looking through your prof pics on FB, and she isn't that tan."
Girl #2 "I KNOW! She says her skin is olive too."
Girl #1 "What a ftitch."

ftitch by RealTanGirl5 May 5, 2010