when a gurl ages 15-18 massages the outter and inner walls of her vagina or butthole with her finger, a capped marker, or a bananna is what is decribed as FSM
by Shawman of Sexy November 1, 2009
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FEMALE SLUT MAGNET:
WHEN A MALE OR FEMALE IS A MAGNET FOR FEMALE SLUTS
by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009
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FRIDAY-SATURDAY MELTDOWN:
WHEN YOU START GETTING FUCKED UP ON FRIDAY AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT IT IS SATURDAY
"DUDE I TOTALLY HAS A FSM THIS WEEKEND!"
by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009
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Kevin Pushed the FSM down the stairs because he feared she was pregnant.
by WordsOf914 October 25, 2007
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Stands for Film Soul Mate. The best person in the world who you can make films with, you're practically telepathic and always know what the other one is thinking. You always work great together!
Person 1. Lelinh is my FSM
Person 2. Wow, thats amazing! The 2 best possible things in 1!
by ThatAwesomeFilmmaker April 11, 2012
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FANTASTIC SLOW MASTURBATION:
WHEN YOU MASTURBATE SLOWLY AND IT HAS A FANTASTIC ENDING
by SILVER HELMET RETARD May 17, 2009
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Fat Stomach Man: a man with a fat stomach.
Look at that FSM eating a huge omelette!
by SarahDup December 24, 2007
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