Four Lokos

Blackout in a can. Drink two or three and be in for a blurry night and hell in the morning. Totally worth it!

She drank 3 Four Lokos and danced naked on a table for an hour before passing out in the walk in closet.

by Miche7 October 20, 2010

Four Lokos

A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.

I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

Four Loko Friday

1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday.

2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up

Maya: Hey Keems, wanna get some Four Lokos?

Keems: what do you think? FOUR LOKO FRIDAY HEYY!

by Matt Lancastah November 7, 2010

Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge

The ultimate alcoholic challenge where you have to drink four four loko in four hours

Chad: "Yo, bro, are you ready to take on the Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge?"
Brad: "Yeah man! I can't to go to the ER!"

by Eric02 April 17, 2019

Four Loko

The Devil in a can.

Man, i had a Four Loko last night and this morning I felt like an elephant sat on me.

by P3AC3FR3AK May 15, 2011

Four Loko 400

Similar to the Beer Mile, the Four Loko 400 is a drinking/running event. To participate in the Four Loko 400, One must chug an entire can of Four Loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). Where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the Four Loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.

Prefontaine would have owned the Four Loko 400 if he hadn't DUI'ed himself to death.

by Darrel Charleston November 21, 2010

Four Loko

its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time

Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.

by TempD November 7, 2010