FMLITE

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Fuck my life in the ear.

Similar to FML. When FML isn't intense enough to use. Adding "in the ear" makes it much more intense.

A: Dude! We have a test in 20 minutes! You didn't get the email?

B: What?! I hate when professors email important stuff! FMLITE!

FMLITE by TheDoode April 30, 2010

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FMLITA

Fuck My Life In The Ass. Pronounced 'eff-em-leeta'. A twist on the ever so popular FML.

Last night I had to sleep outside in freezing temperatures out in the middle of no where. Fmlita.

FMLITA by fmlita89 July 31, 2009

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FMLITA

Fuck My Life In The Ass.

A welcomed addition to fml, FMLITA brings fml to a whole nother level of suck-ness.

I just had a major nosebleed infront of that hot chick...FMLITA!

FMLITA by yllwsnow July 3, 2009

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Top Flite

The best or ultimate perfomance possible

You can't touch my skillz baby, I'm Top Flite! -or- Oh you really wanna see me pump it out... I'm a be Top Flite on this mug...

Top Flite by tscottyd December 22, 2003

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Fmlitawado

Fuck My Life In The Ass With A Dry One.

"Dude,fmlitawado,I fail my SATs"

Fmlitawado by DopeRandle November 14, 2009

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FMLITAWABBC

FML taken to the next level: Fuck My Life In The Ass With A Big Black Cock

So it wasn't a good idea to dress up as Muhammad for halloween? FMLITAWABBC!!!

FMLITAWABBC by F.I.S.T. October 21, 2010

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Fliter

When you're on drugs and you can't spell filter.

I was high and can't spell filter so I said fliter

Fliter by DGDestiny November 26, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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