FMLITE 

Fuck my life in the ear.

Similar to FML. When FML isn't intense enough to use. Adding "in the ear" makes it much more intense.

A: Dude! We have a test in 20 minutes! You didn't get the email?

B: What?! I hate when professors email important stuff! FMLITE!

FMLITE by TheDoode April 30, 2010

FMLITA 

Fuck My Life In The Ass. Pronounced 'eff-em-leeta'. A twist on the ever so popular FML.

Last night I had to sleep outside in freezing temperatures out in the middle of no where. Fmlita.

FMLITA by fmlita89 July 31, 2009

FMLITA 

Fuck My Life In The Ass.

A welcomed addition to fml, FMLITA brings fml to a whole nother level of suck-ness.

I just had a major nosebleed infront of that hot chick...FMLITA!

FMLITA by yllwsnow July 3, 2009

Top Flite 

The best or ultimate perfomance possible

You can't touch my skillz baby, I'm Top Flite! -or- Oh you really wanna see me pump it out... I'm a be Top Flite on this mug...

Top Flite by tscottyd December 22, 2003

Fmlitawado 

Fuck My Life In The Ass With A Dry One.

"Dude,fmlitawado,I fail my SATs"

Fmlitawado by DopeRandle November 14, 2009

FMLITAWABBC 

FML taken to the next level: Fuck My Life In The Ass With A Big Black Cock

So it wasn't a good idea to dress up as Muhammad for halloween? FMLITAWABBC!!!

FMLITAWABBC by F.I.S.T. October 21, 2010

Fliter

When you're on drugs and you can't spell filter.

I was high and can't spell filter so I said fliter

Fliter by DGDestiny November 26, 2019