Fuck my life in the ear.

Similar to FML. When FML isn't intense enough to use. Adding "in the ear" makes it much more intense.
A: Dude! We have a test in 20 minutes! You didn't get the email?

B: What?! I hate when professors email important stuff! FMLITE!
by TheDoode April 30, 2010
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