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A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters
Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?
floenk by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020
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‘Floenk’ is het geluid dat wordt gemaakt wanneer een tennisbal een ruit raakt.
Meneer, is het nou klaar. Ik wordt er helemaal gek van dat ‘floenk’ ‘floenk’ ‘floenk’!!!
floenk by B. Hoefflaak October 4, 2020
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floenk flonk floink flonkers Flonky flonkerton Flonke flonked flonkey flenk
The sound a tennis ball makes when it’s hits a window
Can you stop, I can’t hear anything but floenk floenk floenk floenk!
floenk by Fatniggaonascotter October 4, 2020
Ik word helemaal gek daarvan, dat FLOENK, FLOENK, FLOENK, FLOENK, FLOENK!
FLOENK? Meneer ik speel al tennis vanaf dat ik zo groot ben, ja. Ik heb ruim acht uur dat racket in mijn knuisten. Ik vlieg de hele wereld over om tennis te spelen, maar FLOENK heb ik nog nooit gehoord hoor.
Ohnee? FLOENK, ja, niet, niet gehoord?
FLOENK by MelanieBrinkhaltes October 22, 2022
To give one a go at a task or activity
"Hey Shaun I can't seem to put my bra back on, I've been trying for ages"

"Stacey, let me have a flonkle, see if I can do it!"
Flonkle by shaun br August 6, 2008

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007
Slang word with no connotions for Rock music in the vein of the Symphonic Progressive Rock of the 1970s. Originated on fan-based message boards.
"The band Sleepytime Gorilla Museum's 'Grand Opening and Closing' is a unique experience for Progressive Rock fans who want something to contrast with their vast array of flonkus CDs." From a Review
flonkus by DidSprintingDie May 17, 2004
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