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A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters
Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?
floenk by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
‘Floenk’ is het geluid dat wordt gemaakt wanneer een tennisbal een ruit raakt.
Meneer, is het nou klaar. Ik wordt er helemaal gek van dat ‘floenk’ ‘floenk’ ‘floenk’!!!
floenk by B. Hoefflaak October 4, 2020
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The sound a tennis ball makes when it’s hits a window
Can you stop, I can’t hear anything but floenk floenk floenk floenk!
floenk by Fatniggaonascotter October 4, 2020
Ik word helemaal gek daarvan, dat FLOENK, FLOENK, FLOENK, FLOENK, FLOENK!
FLOENK? Meneer ik speel al tennis vanaf dat ik zo groot ben, ja. Ik heb ruim acht uur dat racket in mijn knuisten. Ik vlieg de hele wereld over om tennis te spelen, maar FLOENK heb ik nog nooit gehoord hoor.
Ohnee? FLOENK, ja, niet, niet gehoord?
FLOENK by MelanieBrinkhaltes October 22, 2022
To give one a go at a task or activity
"Hey Shaun I can't seem to put my bra back on, I've been trying for ages"

"Stacey, let me have a flonkle, see if I can do it!"
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flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
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flonkus by DidSprintingDie May 17, 2004
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