Player 1: You coming to fhocky practice tonight?
Player 2: Nah going to go party, wanna come?
Player 1: Coach is going to kick the fhock out of you
Player 2: Nah going to go party, wanna come?
Player 1: Coach is going to kick the fhock out of you
by Fhocky Player December 13, 2018
Short for field hockey, it describes a girl who embodies the essence of the sport. Picture someone who's as plain as a picnic blanket: insipid, lifeless, and vanilla ice cream if it had legs. They're likely to be part of a disturbingly homogenous friend group where every member is uncannily identical. Tell them a joke, and you might as well be speaking in fucking Morse code; it flies right over their head, leaving you questioning the reality of your social skills. Though mostly harmless, prolonged exposure to a fhock may lead to psychotic contemplation of simulation theory, as you wonder if their predictability is part of some cosmic glitch in the matrix. The term can be used as a noun or adjective, maybe even a verb under certain skies.
by palabraplug August 15, 2024