Future Humiliation Quotient

Any material that one posts willingly on the web whithout thinking that it will actually stay on the web, for years; and that one will undoubtedly wish sooner or laterthat he had never posted this material.

Photos, text or videos of overconfident people have a particularly high FHQ.

"- Do you mind if I make of movie of you playing wii boxing and put in on youtube?
- Yes my friend. What if my employer find it accidentally ? the FHQ is too high, you cant do that"

The highest FHQ known so far is to be creditted to a french IT worker who realised a short video of himself as THE business man you need for your company.
This video is considered as the standard of highest FHQ level

fhq by Defar December 24, 2007

Fhqwhgads

the best word to play in hangman, according to a "study" done by jan Misali

*two people playing hangman*
*one person loses*
The winning person: the word was Fhqwhgads
the losing person: that's not a real word
the winning person: actually, it is, because it is

Fhqwhgads by alexdapineapple May 31, 2021

fhqwhgads

Short for fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf. One of Strong Bad's many admirers.

i love u
-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf

fhqwhgads by Chilli May 14, 2006

fhqwhgads

/fuh-HOO-gwah-gahds/

Remitent of a Strong bad mail and abreviation of "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf". This was probably just random typing; many letters in this name are next to each other on a typical English-language QWERTY keyboard. In attempting to reply, Strong Bad shortened the unwieldy name to "fhqwhgads".

Later that year, he wrote a song about it and The Cheat created a music video about fhqwhgads, "Everybody to the Limit". The song is later featured in the game Dancin' Bubs.

I said come on Fhqwhgads
I said come on Fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit
Who's that? It's to the limit
Everybody come on Fhqwhgads

fhqwhgads by Dennis Raver August 2, 2006

Fhqwhgads

I don't know who it is, but it's probably Fhqwhgads

I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, they said it was Fhqwhgads

Fhqwhgads by Bubs July 29, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026