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fart on you 

Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").
Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"

Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"

or

Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."

Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."
fart on you by motoroil March 4, 2021
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fart on your cornflakes

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

national fart on your friend day

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her
Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

Fart on your flame 

Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.