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Friday, About Fucking Time.

As opposed to, "TGIF", Which means Thank God It's Friday.

FAFT is a re-imagining of the TGIF term, because it is too soft a phrase and feels way to old and cheesy to say anymore.

When ur done a week's work, Friday's really have a strong motivational purpose. So when that day comes around, people are exhausted and just want to get home ASAP. They are fed up with working so many hours. So this phrase really brings out what we are all really thinking when it's Friday.
Wow!, FAFT!, I can finally go home and relax!
FAFT by DragonChi November 15, 2010
Words you can keep
A general term used to describe procrastinating in the broad sense. Also used to describe the act of doing very little or nothing at all.
"Stop fafting already and come over to my house."

"What are you and Tina up to?" "Not much, just sitting around fafting."

"What does Huss do all day?" "Nothing, he is the faft master."
Faft by Cob September 28, 2012
Related Words
faft Fafta FAFTAF fafter FAFTG fafty
a beautiful, blonde haired blue eyed bright and vibrant girl she might as well be a golden godess
Madison is even a faft in her sweatpants and uggs.
faft by my movie August 26, 2007
Adj. Fat Ass Fat Tits
Common variances include MAMT (medium) and NANT (no)
She got FAFT!

Ohhh she FAFTy

Kim KarFAFTian

Ima pass on that NANT, I got this FAFTy girl hittin me up!
FAFT by ELDtony November 25, 2011
From Yiddish "farkakte", meaning "lousy, messed up, ridiculous" (JPS) Shitty, full of crap."
Susan's latest business venture is seriously fafta.
fafta by Vancouverismism January 4, 2021
Adjective - Fit As Fuck Thick As Fuck. Describes someone who is extremely sexy and good looking but without a brain cell. (I thought of it whilst watching Victoria's Secret Angels Catwalk Show on TV).
1. She is FAFTAF
2. He is FAFTAT
3. They are FAFTAF
FAFTAF by NuckingFuts December 29, 2013
fafter is someone who has no ball sack
what a goddam fafter that george lucas is for not letting natalie show her erect nipples in her star wars outfits
fafter by barry handler August 17, 2003
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