punch face dick

First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.

It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.

"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."

"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"

"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."

"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."

(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"

by Emily Thorne January 13, 2012

Skank Faced Dick Licker

Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.

These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.

Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.

Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III December 16, 2011

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

by DoritosRlife May 01, 2016

dick face

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Outta my way dick face!

by Jackson January 22, 2004

Dick Face

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

by Ms Sweets February 06, 2010

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 10, 2015

dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 05, 2007