A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.
Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.
Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.
Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.
Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
by bemorechadlike February 11, 2019
by NeNay April 24, 2004
Account executive are mostly responsible for the more practical parts of the advertising jobs (ie leaflets, distributions, adaptations of materials from different languages, making sure the client is always happy even if it includes a fluffing). They answer to the respective account supervisor and/or to the client service director/account director in short words primarily compromised of yes. That depends on the country and on the account you are working for. In Spain for example, an account executive could probably develop very important campaigns on his/her own which the Account Supervisor or Creative Director will later take credit for.
by juicie fruit February 9, 2010
The Executive Producer (Devoidus Moralitus) is considering to be one of the most dangerous and superficial non-human species to have ever roamed the earth.
These self-absorbed, ultra aggressive, pleasure seeking creatures, which are often dependent on mind-altering substances for survival, can be found in most urban centers around the globe, but evidence suggests that they originally evolved out of the gutters of Hollywood, California.
The Devoidus Moralitus is well known for its intimidating behavior and unpredictable tirades and takes great pleasure in humiliating its peers as it actively feeds on destroying the lives of others.
Researchers have concluded that its ultra aggressive behavior is directly linked to its microscopic reproductive organs, deep insecurities and self-loathing nature. It’s generally incapable of maintaining any genuine relationships and rarely produces offspring as its entire existence evolves around its unquenchable thirst for power and obsession with fame and golden statues.
If left unchecked, the Devoidus Moralitus can be considered extremely dangerous as it’s capable destroying entire societies through it's vile and poisonous ideas spread through Cross-Species Transmission (CST) using any available means of communication.
These self-absorbed, ultra aggressive, pleasure seeking creatures, which are often dependent on mind-altering substances for survival, can be found in most urban centers around the globe, but evidence suggests that they originally evolved out of the gutters of Hollywood, California.
The Devoidus Moralitus is well known for its intimidating behavior and unpredictable tirades and takes great pleasure in humiliating its peers as it actively feeds on destroying the lives of others.
Researchers have concluded that its ultra aggressive behavior is directly linked to its microscopic reproductive organs, deep insecurities and self-loathing nature. It’s generally incapable of maintaining any genuine relationships and rarely produces offspring as its entire existence evolves around its unquenchable thirst for power and obsession with fame and golden statues.
If left unchecked, the Devoidus Moralitus can be considered extremely dangerous as it’s capable destroying entire societies through it's vile and poisonous ideas spread through Cross-Species Transmission (CST) using any available means of communication.
"My grandfather passed away but the Executive Producer said we have to postpone the funeral until the show is delivered."
by Viking Wisdom March 21, 2018
by Discoflower8890 March 2, 2022
A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
by Aceboomington August 21, 2019