Everlasting Gobstopper 

A ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.

The first couple are Lemon, Strawberry, and Green apple, but as Wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, Bacon, Iodine, and Car Exhaust.

Man! after a while, I could swear this Everlasting Gobstopper tasted like dog feces.

Everlasting Gobstopper by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 24, 2010

Everlasting Gobstopper 

The cock, penis, wang, meat stick, gut pounder.

"Mr. jackson, what are you doing?"
"tasting your Everlasting Gobstopper"

Everlasting Gobstopper by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005

Everlasting Gobstopper 

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

Everlasting Gobstopper by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.

This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

everlasting jobstopper by unemployablekuro June 25, 2008

Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker

I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.

Everlasting Jobstopper by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020

Everlasting Gobbstopper 

an extremely satisfying sexual action.

1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.

congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.

golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!

Everlasting Gobbstopper by Broffir March 31, 2008

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

everlasting jobstopper by jpatt April 9, 2007