A small ass town in the middle of Pennsylvania that no one has heard of. Known in the area as the town with all the stereotypes and druggie teens, Everett has a popularity of zip.
Person 1: I hear you live in Everett, PA?

Person 2: Yup. Sucks balls.
by NotKatyPerry March 30, 2011
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everett is a small shithole town in southern pa. teens from everett are either rednecks, soundcloud rappers, druggies, or (wannabe) athletes. most popular thing to do around everett is steal road signs and play basketball at west providence. if you’re not doing one of those, you’re sitting in your bathroom playing with yourself. other than that, everyone rides around in their clapped out shitboxes sitting at sheetz for hours at a time. everyone decides to say fuck everett but nobody can blame them either. oh, P.S. OIP is better then BestWay
everett pa-Yo bro... wanna go to everett to hang out? Nah, man, i’d rather sit inside and do some hard drugs!
by fbgm69420 January 30, 2021
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