1. makes the everything seem good, safe,hopefull and happy when you hug him. 2. has the most sincere, hearmelting, lovable smile and laugh. 3. the guy you can alwayse call when you need help. 4. the most honest and caring person ever. 5. the man who will ruin all other men for you. 6. the most truly humble sex god on earth. 7. just being around him will make you remember when the world was a good place.
1 "you know who i called when i thought i was dying? evan"

2 "i can't do this with you, im still in love with evan"

3 "evan, i think i love you"
by ledzep_cry July 13, 2009
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a prostitute on the Mexican border known for his cheap prices and many STD's
he has chlamydia
why
he went to *shudder* evan
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A short penguin. He waddled, quacks, waddles more. He loves to fuck even though his dick is a tic tac scotch taped to his crotch.
Hey Evan. Peepee
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Hella cute!!!!! Very amazing to date and be friends with. Normally very innocent and smart. There's no one like an Evan, and if u can find one keep him <3
He's so adorable he must be and Evan. How did you get so lucky to find an Evan
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a cute goofy guy, that always seems to be able to put a smile on his face no matter what. Always there for you when you need him, is the greatest person in the whole entire world(besides cassie) Most loveable guy there is.
"youre a goof ball"
"evans more of a goofball"
"but hes damnnn sexy"
by evan is the man 23984 March 20, 2009
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The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.
I love you Evan. <3
by bub ;) July 6, 2010
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