Erotic snail 

A species of snail with a large sexual appetite. Most commonly found in fields of grass where it has been known to hump as many as 7 blades of grass at a time.

"Hey Jill what's up?"
"Oh nothing! I just got back from the zoo. They opened the new erotic snail exhibit. Most of the snails was sleeping but one was humping a few blades of grass!"
"Awesome!"

Erotic snail by snailsexuality March 15, 2009