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Eric Johnson 

A Guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Known for always playins his signature Fender Stratocaster. Influences include jazz, rock, pop, and blues. unlike many guitarists, he crafts his songs and solos instead of just blazing the fretboard. played at a recent G3 concert with Joe Satriani and Steve Vai.
I just got the new Eric Johnson Record.
Eric Johnson by recab2 August 10, 2006
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Eric Johnson 

ERIC S.JOHNSON is amazingly talented at the guitar!...but he also plays some awsome piano, and has been known to play a mandelin..He is an amazingly talented musician!!!!!!
Eric Johnson is sweet, sensitive, smart, shockingly good looking, funny, kind, thoughtful, responsible, ripped, fabulous, generous, honest, incredible, fun, is not in any way, shape, or form girly looking, and is THE greatest person alive!
Eric Johnson is my CUP of TEA.
Eric Johnson is a musical genious.
Life without Eric Johnson would be soooooo lame!
I wish i was with Eric Johnson right now.
Eric Johnson by tori<3 February 1, 2008

Eric Johnson 

Eric G. Johnson is a renowned musician. He is best known for his skills as a pianist. He performs novelty ragtime as well as many other genres including anywhere from popular songs and themes to abstract hip-hop, blues and jazz. He also plays ukulele, accordion, guitar, and harmonica.
Eric Johnson is a talented musican.
Eric Johnson by anonymous12906767 February 3, 2010

Eric Johnson 

A kid that is very immature. He loves to start fights and has a bad temper. He sucks at baseball and thinks he is good.
John: "Yo did you see eric johnson yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah he cursed out the umpire and then started to cry when he got thrown out"
John: "I know! I laughed so hard because he is such a bitch!"

eric paul johnson 

A person who cries as he ejaculates and proceeds to drink the tears and semen. He once ran for class president but lost to a chalkboard eraser. At the age of 15 he discovered that his father is actually half a turkey and bacon sandwich. People have speculated as to EPJ's sexual orientation, with the top possible orientations being: the attraction to elder mountain goats, attracted to David Caruso's sunglasses or the attraction to Steve Buscemi's elbow crook. He once voted for Mikhail Gorbachev in American idol.
yeah that eric paul johnson, what a useless gaseous mass.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026