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Eric Johnson 

A Guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Known for always playins his signature Fender Stratocaster. Influences include jazz, rock, pop, and blues. unlike many guitarists, he crafts his songs and solos instead of just blazing the fretboard. played at a recent G3 concert with Joe Satriani and Steve Vai.
I just got the new Eric Johnson Record.
Eric Johnson by recab2 August 10, 2006
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Eric Johnson 

ERIC S.JOHNSON is amazingly talented at the guitar!...but he also plays some awsome piano, and has been known to play a mandelin..He is an amazingly talented musician!!!!!!
Eric Johnson is sweet, sensitive, smart, shockingly good looking, funny, kind, thoughtful, responsible, ripped, fabulous, generous, honest, incredible, fun, is not in any way, shape, or form girly looking, and is THE greatest person alive!
Eric Johnson is my CUP of TEA.
Eric Johnson is a musical genious.
Life without Eric Johnson would be soooooo lame!
I wish i was with Eric Johnson right now.
Eric Johnson by tori<3 February 1, 2008

Eric Johnson 

Eric G. Johnson is a renowned musician. He is best known for his skills as a pianist. He performs novelty ragtime as well as many other genres including anywhere from popular songs and themes to abstract hip-hop, blues and jazz. He also plays ukulele, accordion, guitar, and harmonica.
Eric Johnson is a talented musican.
Eric Johnson by anonymous12906767 February 3, 2010

Eric Johnson 

A kid that is very immature. He loves to start fights and has a bad temper. He sucks at baseball and thinks he is good.
John: "Yo did you see eric johnson yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah he cursed out the umpire and then started to cry when he got thrown out"
John: "I know! I laughed so hard because he is such a bitch!"

eric paul johnson 

A person who cries as he ejaculates and proceeds to drink the tears and semen. He once ran for class president but lost to a chalkboard eraser. At the age of 15 he discovered that his father is actually half a turkey and bacon sandwich. People have speculated as to EPJ's sexual orientation, with the top possible orientations being: the attraction to elder mountain goats, attracted to David Caruso's sunglasses or the attraction to Steve Buscemi's elbow crook. He once voted for Mikhail Gorbachev in American idol.
yeah that eric paul johnson, what a useless gaseous mass.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026