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Epistemological Spectrumism

The view that knowledge exists on spectra rather than in binaries. Not known/unknown, but degrees of certainty. Not true/false, but probability, plausibility, and perspective. Not justified/unjustified, but better and worse reasons. Spectrumism replaces the discrete boxes of traditional epistemology with continuous gradients, recognizing that most real knowing happens in the grey zones. The question isn't "do you know?" but "how well do you know, in what respects, under what conditions, and compared to what alternatives?"
"You keep asking if I 'know' he's lying. Epistemological Spectrumism says: I'm 73% confident based on the evidence, with higher confidence in some aspects and lower in others. The binary 'know/don't know' is the wrong question. Give me a slider, not a switch."
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Epistemological Spectralism

The application of Spectralist philosophy to knowledge: the recognition that every claim to know is haunted by what it doesn't know, can't know, or has forgotten. Your knowledge of a friend is haunted by everything they haven't told you. Scientific knowledge is haunted by the studies that weren't done, the populations excluded, the questions not asked. Personal knowledge is haunted by repressed memory and unnoticed bias. Epistemological Spectralism doesn't aim to exorcise these ghosts—it aims to make them visible, to ask what's haunting your knowing, and to incorporate that awareness into your claims.
"You're so sure you know what happened in that argument. But Epistemological Spectralism asks about the ghosts: what were they feeling that they didn't say? What were you projecting from past relationships? What's the context you're both ignoring? Your knowledge is haunted—acknowledge the ghosts or be haunted by them."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026