english basement 

A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole.

John was bragging about his new apartment, but it's really just an english basement.

english basement by bigredginger October 9, 2008

English basement 

A foul smelling vagina resembling the smell of traditional English fare such as fish and chips.

Be careful, I heard Marry has an English basement.

English basement by englishbasementsniffer March 12, 2011