English egg

When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position
Johnny's doing an English egg hahahaha
by Dave Lawrence July 21, 2014
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English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine
“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”
by chickfilamastar August 07, 2025
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