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empty nester 

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.
Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!
empty nester by wmem May 9, 2006

Empty netter 

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.
I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night
Empty netter by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018

empty netter 

A girl who is easy. Like a scoring a goal on an empty net
"Did you see that chick i hooked up with last night!"
"Yea man, i bet you had to spit some game to hit that!"
"Nah man she was an empty netter"
"SCOOORRREEEE"
empty netter by J-Mayne June 18, 2008

empty netter 

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.
When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.
empty netter by spurtd21 December 1, 2009