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n. An infection of the ass, often epidemic, caused by emolytic emococci and characterized by incapacitating symptoms, including fatigue, irratibility, and depression.
Whining and complaining can only worsen the effects of emoitis

Emoitis can be cured only by black people
emoitis by Veigrn October 2, 2006
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The state of being so sick of all the emo whining around you that you get sick to your stomach.
In Literary Magazine, we get so many emo pieces submited, we all come down with 'emoitis'.
Emoitis by ninj4-kun December 13, 2008
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a series of three or more emoticons or emoji that tell a story in a visually episodic manner
OMG so my boo just send me the grossest emotisode of a shart. It was a finger with the OK sign, followed by a fart cloud followed by a poo emoji. Ewwww!

Emotistical 

someone who acts like a girl over the internet ussually full of themselves while not having a highschool diploma or ged.. also see Beefcaike
Beef is the most emotistical retard ive ever known on the internet
Emotistical by gnarlydewd May 3, 2009

emotistic 

josh is emotistic
emotistic by esgolthy June 7, 2018
Hey Emitis
emitis by Gabby00167 March 1, 2018
EGOITIS (e-go-i-tis) ~ a condition where the victim suffers from inflammation of the Ego.
That douchebag loves himself so much he's suffering from a real bad case of Egoitis.
Egoitis by Sammi3004 November 28, 2012
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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