Elsie Lawes

Elsie Laws is a Year 7 Schoolgirl who is a Kind and honest friend who is always caring towards others.
She is known to be quite knowledgable and unique.
If you have an Elsie Lawes, you should be proud.

Son: Dad, Who is Elsie Lawes?
Dad: She is a loving person to be around.
Son: why didn't you marry her then?
Dad: You're still getting disowned.

Elsie Lawes by Skeppy_Apple January 19, 2020

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Elsie Lawes

Elsie Lawes ,or any elsie, is a very controlling person who everyone knows , but no one likes.

She is very hostile towards fellow human beings so no body should go in a 50ft vacinity near her.

She also is very annoying and almost a Satan-like creature

Son: Hey dad look over there ! It’s a wild Elsie Lawes

Father:We do not speak of that name.

Son:Ok sorry.

Father:Also your adopted.

Elsie Lawes by ⒹⒺⒻⒾⓃⒶⓉⒺⓁⓎ _ⓃⓄⓉ_ⒽⒶⓇⓁⒺⓎ January 28, 2020

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