Elsie Lawes 

Elsie Laws is a Year 7 Schoolgirl who is a Kind and honest friend who is always caring towards others.
She is known to be quite knowledgable and unique.
If you have an Elsie Lawes, you should be proud.

Son: Dad, Who is Elsie Lawes?
Dad: She is a loving person to be around.
Son: why didn't you marry her then?
Dad: You're still getting disowned.

Elsie Lawes by Skeppy_Apple January 19, 2020

Elsie Lawes 

Elsie Lawes ,or any elsie, is a very controlling person who everyone knows , but no one likes.

She is very hostile towards fellow human beings so no body should go in a 50ft vacinity near her.

She also is very annoying and almost a Satan-like creature

Son: Hey dad look over there ! It’s a wild Elsie Lawes

Father:We do not speak of that name.

Son:Ok sorry.

Father:Also your adopted.

Elsie Lawes by ⒹⒺⒻⒾⓃⒶⓉⒺⓁⓎ _ⓃⓄⓉ_ⒽⒶⓇⓁⒺⓎ January 28, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016