Elk Horn 

Elk Horn is a small Danish town, located in Iowa. Home to the Danish Windmill. The people of Elk Horn are friendly and really welcoming. The sports program at Elk Horn-Kimballton is outstanding, in my oppinion. If you were to walk in the halls of Elk Horn Kimballton Community School while kids were in between classes, you wouldn't see gangs. You wouldn't see students shoving insults at eachother and cussing. You would hear kids chattering "Hello", because everyone knows everyone in that school. You would also notice this guy named Zach, just because he's soo tall(6'5"). You would see teachers standing at their doors with friendly looks on thier faces. You would also notice Jen's gorgeous face. If you don't, you're blind, because it's absolutly breathtaking. Anyways, the closeness of all the students is what makes the sport teams so successful. This kindness is also demonstated throughout the town.

Elk Horn is a very pleasant town, and you should visit it someday.

I want to raise my children in Elk Horn, Iowa.

Elk Horn by elkhornlover5432 February 27, 2011

horny elk 

The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.

Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.

horny elk by RyC2002 June 24, 2023

Elkhorn South High School 

A school where the administration illegally searches their students and does everything in their power to make certain students school life miserable.

“Lmfao you go to Elkhorn South High School?” “Yeah Kalvoda harasses and searches me for no reason.”

Elkhorn South High School by tittyfucker420 May 12, 2020

Elkhorn High School

Elkhorn High is a school full of kids that think they are rich and have money and show off things that In reality no one give a shit! The school is full of girls who think they are pretty but they are honestly hella ugly the school has a bullying problem that needs to be fixed and kids need to stop clogging the god damn toilets

Elkhorn High School is a shit hole

Elkhorn High School by THE FUCKING TRUTH WHORES May 7, 2019

Elkhorn 

To act butthurt a numerous amount of times for no particular reason

When the cups were changed on the fence they Elkhorned

Elkhorn by isupportfreefood123 November 9, 2013

elkhorn city 

The last big town before u leave Kentucky.

Gateway to the breaks, Elkhorn city.

elkhorn city by piggly wiggly September 23, 2005

Elkhorn 

The hick town of hicks. You can go from town down the street a few miles and be at farms. A lot of kids try to be preppy but with a accent. Population of about 8,000 people. Dandelions are considered flowers. And where pig wrestling is a sport. Full of jerk drivers, pot heads, and a guy named Sunny who sits in a lawn chair outside of the highschool.

The dumb place where people will steal a 3 dollar energy drink and end up paying 300 dolars for getting cought. A lot of whores in this place.

When walking into school expect pictures of dead deer on teachers desks because they LOVE to hunt.

"hey wanna go crawfish hunting at Elkhorn lake?!?!"

Elkhorn by Hedja February 24, 2008