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An Elite team is a bunch of self important gosu's.

They huddle around each other under the pretence of working hard, when in fact they are hardly working and just comparing pubic hair length on each others testicles.

The gang normally consists of an over enthusiastic leader, a pet that is carried around, the joker and the silent one. They can also be found hanging around gay bars in Stoke looking for prey!
Tim: Hey Mike, you get that deal in for me
Mike: Sharky sharky, get him in fancy a game of fifa?
Ben: Is that the crowd saying "let me go"
Tim: Rob, help us
Tom: Put £25k on the board please
Mike: Sharky sharky 3 and off!
Ben: I love you Tim
Mike: Sharky sharky sharky add a new leader
Tim: Lets all touch eachothers cocks we are the Elite Team
by Paradox007 February 01, 2011
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