An act where a male lays his sack across the eyes of a person, a ball in each eye socket and then bends his penis causing a "C" shape. Then inserting it in their nose/mouth depending on the gender of the victim causing the appearance of a elephant trunk.
Oh shit, check it out! Larry fell asleep and Patrick is totally giving him the elephant man! EWWWWWWW!
by Conan Owens February 12, 2009
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A Cool Band from Spokane Washington, with 4 CD's
1. Elephant Man
2. Songs To Nobody
3. The deluxe Pack
Papa And The Gernds/Regime Change
"MC Captian is such a good rapper"
"yeah he is in Elephant Man"
"really, awsome"
by willm January 12, 2005
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a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in
i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat
by big dean July 24, 2009
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A scottish football song that gets singed by Dundee United when they are vs Aberdeen. The song is aimed at Gavin Rae because he used to play for Dundee and Dundee United are Dundees rivals
Dundee united fan 1: did you hear about gaving rae??????????Dundee United fan 2 what. Gavin rae the elephant man?
by SHEDRULE February 24, 2013
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Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."
by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006
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What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.
The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.
by everythingannoysme March 23, 2014
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