Me: I’m actually gay for elastigirl tbh
Stranger: *about to rape me in an alleyway*
Me: oh hell no, these titties reserved for Elastigirl my g
Stranger: *about to rape me in an alleyway*
Me: oh hell no, these titties reserved for Elastigirl my g
by sodium-chloride June 27, 2018
Lead female in the incredibles who can stretch/bend herself into a whole manner of compromising positions. If cartoons were real, she'd be a great fuck. Sadly, her voice is extremely irritating.
Man, I had a dream i fucked elastigirl last night - it was hot, but i had to gag her coz she has such an annoying voice
by pat bateman April 3, 2005
Elastigirl, the most loving person on earth. By far the most flexible person out there. Always there by your side when you need. Is a gentle, kind hearted soul, she has the best personally in the world. Big dreamy brown eyes, short flowing hair and the biggest heart.
by beach. com February 25, 2021
Elastigirl, literally the best girl on earth, has the biggest heart and the most wonderfulest personality. big beautiful brown eyes and short, flowing brown hair. She is always there when you need her and doesn't care about what you look like but what is on the inside. She's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever see.
by beach. com February 25, 2021