by rolley polley February 6, 2004
A hot 2D man in a love simulation Japanese game made by Voltage Inc called "Kissed by the (freakin’) baddest bidder". In short words, this man is a cute hot asshole who has no ass but acts as if it is huge... drowning in his own wealth (and coffee), he can buy the whole country you live in, why tho? He HATES getting bored. As the game keeps going, he'll finally understand that you (aka the protagonist) are the most important thing in his existence and the only one who can cure his crippling depression...
Random rich 2D man in game: This situation is getting out of hand...eh? Guess I'll just buy the whole building.
eisuke’s fans: ArE YoU eIsUKe IchINomIyA????!
eisuke’s fans: ArE YoU eIsUKe IchINomIyA????!
by Ilove2dhotmen July 6, 2019
A fictional 2D man in a japanese romance simulator game made by Voltage inc named "Kissed By The Baddest Bidder". Known for his extraness, this hot man is an adorable asshole drowning in his own money, might be difficult to love him at first but...hey, wait until he'll be kneeling in front of you (and also getting real horny) cuz you are the first woman who taught him the power of "luuuve"...oooooh hell yea boi
Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????
by Iliveforhot2Dmen June 22, 2019
A fictional 2D man in a japanese romance simulator game made by Voltage inc named "Kissed By The Baddest Bidder". Known for his extraness, this hot man is an adorable asshole drowning in his own money, might be difficult to love him at first but...hey, wait until he'll be kneeling in front of you (and also getting real horny) cuz you are the first woman who taught him the power of "luuuve"...oooooh hell yea boi
Fictional 2D man: This matter is getting out of hand, eh? I'll just buy the entire building then...
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????
Fictional 2D man n2: *likes sweet coffee*
Eisuke's fangirls (including me): OH MY DEAR GOD U ARE EISUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eisuke Ichinomiya's fan: ARE U EISUKE????????????????
Fictional 2D man n2: *likes sweet coffee*
Eisuke's fangirls (including me): OH MY DEAR GOD U ARE EISUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Iliveforhot2Dmen June 22, 2019