The act of squatting over a volunteer's face, inserting phallus into opposing mouth and gently placing each testicle upon corresponding eye sockets. Optional: Acquire Mag light and shine through scrotum, creating a reddish testicular eclipse.
by Spawn of Rape October 20, 2006
Quite amazing.
The third installment of Stephenie Meyers Vampire saga.
It picks up from the disappointment that was New Moon and continues with the love story bewteen Edward (vampire) and Bella (human).
This installment explores:
1. Bella's affection of Jacob Black.
2. How Bella and Edward will be physically intimate.
3. Bella's determination to become a vampire and a pack she makes with Edward in order for them to remain together forever.
The third installment of Stephenie Meyers Vampire saga.
It picks up from the disappointment that was New Moon and continues with the love story bewteen Edward (vampire) and Bella (human).
This installment explores:
1. Bella's affection of Jacob Black.
2. How Bella and Edward will be physically intimate.
3. Bella's determination to become a vampire and a pack she makes with Edward in order for them to remain together forever.
Example #1: New Moon was fucking boring, but thank God i stuck it out in order to get to Eclipse which is truly amazing.
by TrinityLife September 15, 2008
More widely known as a "cuntmobile", the Eclipse is the vehicle most often purchased by people who don't know how to spend money, think applying racing stickers constitutes pimping a ride, or who lost all self confidence after being touched by their fathers. Often seen parked in front of chain stores, trailers, and anywhere shitty music is played loud.
"Dude, A and F has a sick sale on accessories for the modern douchebag. Lets take the Eclipse!"
"Mofo says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."
"Mofo says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."
by Chip Gremlin April 8, 2008
A chicks car that people think is so fast and so cool looking but u only see girls driving it most of the time
by mike November 25, 2004
A car that trashy young women love to drive. Usually accented with a bumper sticker that says either 'I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch' or 'Princess'... either one accented with glitter, of course.
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
An Idiot's road car, someone that loves these really needs help. 1,2,3 gens don't matter, Poor Highschooler's 355 wanna be.
Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.
Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.
Hey look at all those eclipse' outside of that Burger King.
My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.
My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.
by Rizeman April 22, 2004
by Rachaelthewordmaster December 20, 2008