One of the tenets that Von
Miller (OLB for the Denver Broncos, former
Texas A&M Aggie star) abides by while playing as an unstoppable force for the Denver Broncos. It also refers to one of his many celebratory
sack dances within his
arsenal of I-told-you-so-son-now-stay-down. The dance itself can be described as being a pantomime of sorts in which one uses both hands to stuff one's face.
When asked for further clarification of his dance, Miller replied, "On the field, that’s how we feel. Whenever we get a chance, we’re going to take it all. We eat with both hands, elbows on the table, big steaks, lobster bisque..."
Queue the following situation: Von
Miller sacks (enter QB's name here), already has five TFL's under his belt this
game alone, and its only the first quarter.
Me (in front of my POS TV): "Yeaaaaah
buddy. Eat greedy, Von. Big steaks."
