One of the tenets that Von Miller (OLB for the Denver Broncos, former Texas A&M Aggie star) abides by while playing as an unstoppable force for the Denver Broncos. It also refers to one of his many celebratory
sack dances within his arsenal of I-told-you-so-son-now-stay-down. The
dance itself can be described as being a pantomime of sorts in which one uses both hands to stuff one'
s face.
When asked for further clarification of his
dance, Miller replied, "On the field, that’s how we feel. Whenever we get a
chance, we’re going to take it all. We eat with both hands, elbows on the table, big steaks, lobster bisque..."
Queue the following situation: Von
Miller sacks (enter QB's name here), already has five TFL's under his
belt this game alone, and its only the first quarter.
Me (in
front of my POS TV): "Yeaaaaah buddy. Eat greedy, Von. Big steaks."