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Eastlakes 

one of sydneys roughest areas: plauged with alot of gang activity/crime, housing commision, drugs,shootings and shoes hanging off wires, its the picture perfect stereotype of a ghetto. Eastlakes is synomonous with undercover and uniform police as they are always patrolling the suburb

Eastlakes has a high ethnic population and you never know what will go down or when it will happen, its the wild west in there. Eastlakes also smells like shit and is a very dirty area with trash littering the streets
"hey man lets cut through eastlakes"

"nah bro i'd rather keep all my money and my shoes"
Eastlakes by alias212 November 11, 2012

Eastlakes 

One of Australia finest and roughest ghetto's eastlakes has many good times espiecially the theft's at the BKK.
Eastlakes
Eastlakes by SweetSensation August 27, 2011

Eastlakes 

Haha. An area which is known for teenagers who have roamed the streets, growing and glowing. An area which has been giving the birth and rise to Sydney's best and most intellectual adolescents. BKK is the go to. Big Park is where we hang out.
Yo cuz you know Sanjar from Eastlakes?
Eastlakes by Rezna2018 November 17, 2020

Eastlake Cigar 

A heterosexual act of love in which a male inserts his penis into a female's mouth and ejaculates inside of it, after having anal sex.
Patricia did not want her boyfriend to ejaculate inside of her butt, so she requested an Eastlake Cigar instead.

Eastlake Middle School 

Don’t even fucking get me started. This is where all those bitch kids be throwing up gang signs and acting like they a blood be. Also all them annoying ass rich kids, they think their cool from their designer belts. Yeah and that nigga mr. Miana, if I were to shoot up the school he’d be the first on my list, he got no manners on god lmao, and THEN I’d go for the little fucking domonios pizza looking ass stupid hoe faggot fucks who flex and brag about their designer clothes. The only niggas that are chill here are the kids with autism, they the homies NO KAP. Besides all the weird thots at this school & all the school is pretty.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now

eastlake middle school 

eastlake middle is trash school filled with rats LMAO. we got the hoes acting like they got asses but they really don’t. then we got the druggies always juuling in the bathrooms. oh and don’t forget the mf FURRIES. those fkn weird ass kids with the tails and ears- i cant with them. except hera cause she so hot. low key wanna be one with the wild with her if yk what i mean.

ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.
tyler : yo what’s that one wack ass school that all the fakes go to?
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school