Emped

The act of being sent to the emporium gift shop to help out at the end of the day, whilst on a shift at Camelot Theme Park.

Arghh shit man, i've been emped again! :(

...They've emped me again.

by King Arthur Sir Lancelot September 9, 2009

emp.

a word that literally has no meaning; idiot.

dylan, youre an emp.

by therealabe July 21, 2019

emp

Emperor, superior, You will be owned

emp will own you

by l;'l' June 26, 2003

emp

A slang term for mp3, or a verb that means to download mp3s.

You got Tha Carter IV? Send me those emps!

I've been emping all day, and my ratio on Waffles.fm still sucks!

by owenb August 15, 2008

EMP

Epic Motherfucking Phail.

A fail so epic that not only did the spelling of the word 'fail' change, just for that moment but it also fucked several mothers.

He fucking walked into a doorknob...EMP.

by Fenikkusu24 June 14, 2010

emp

Extreme emo; one letter beyond emo (em+p)

"I enjoy fallin asleep to Les Mis. Call me emp but I loves it, I do."

by Cazimi January 8, 2010

EMP

eat my pants

EMP u motherfuckerz

by kickbuttsurrey October 25, 2010