Eating people

To murder and consume other individuals for nutrition.

"I cant stop eating people!"
"I LOVE eating people!"

by MikeTheeCannibal April 4, 2009

national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack

sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.

by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

white people eat chex cereal

Only white people eat chex cereal.

Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal

by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022

You're Eating People

Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.

"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"

by absndbj November 3, 2023

dinosaurs eating people

the most heartbreaking song ever written by a four year old 🫀

M-Hey have you heard “Dinosaurs eating people?” F-“It put me in my feels ✨🫀”

by -the real slim shady 🫀 December 21, 2020