Dwight Night

a night of insane drunkenness usually accompanied by calling everyone, even those who you do not know, Dwight. When you can't tell the difference between two of your best friends, don't fear, just call out Dwight. Vomiting, passing out on a random couch, falling in shrubbery, getting eaten alive by ants and feeling EXTREMELY hungover the next day are commonly involved. When this is occurring prepare to hear many references to the line "Dwiiiiiiide Schruuuuude!" from the popular television show "The Office."

person1: "Dwiiiiiiide Scruuuuude!"
person 2: "Great, here goes another Dwight Night."

by tailypo July 14, 2009

Dwight Shrute

A very...interesting character in"The Office". He is known at first for being extremely loyal to Michael Scott, his boss. He also knows a lot about bears and he has cheated with Angela on Andy Bernard. He is also very dangerous, he has learned karate and has multiple weapons hidden around the building and has uses on of these weapons, a pepper spray, once before.

Dwight Shrute is both a pleasant and unpleasant surpise to this existence. It really depends who you are, if you're Jim Halpert, then an unpleasant surprise. If you're the audience, then he is a pleasant surprise.

by CheshireChessplayer February 19, 2018

Dwight-Englewood

Might as well be California with all the money and lack of brain cells. Don’t go in stairwell B unless you’re into children

James: Yeah man I go to Dwight-Englewood

Eric: Yikes if only u had a triple digit iq to go with your triple digit millions

by Nigletboss420 September 21, 2021

the dwight school

the first IB school in the country, gained a poor reputation due to its policy of accepting students who had been kicked out of their previous schools on short notice (an act of kindness) not only composed of kids kicked out of other schools, but in fact also composed of an array of international students and boasts one of the most diverse student communities of most upper east/west side private schools. Also boasts a good athletic program.

The IB program is the most rigorous, recognized, and admired educational program in the world (by FAR more rigorous then the SATs) and seeing as The Dwight School was the first of its kind in the United States if we are dumb white kids getting high together i can only imagine how smart kids from other schools are

by Samnit3 November 29, 2007

Dwight Howard

Superman.

Guy 1: Man did you see that block by Dwight Howard?!

Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!

by BasketballFan2412 May 26, 2011

the dwight school

1. an elite co-ed private school located on upper west side
2. all students attending there were either kicked out of their previous school, weren't accepted anywhere else, or else there would be no reason to go there.
3. knownfor the students' stupidity world-wide. We know this for a fact because Paris hilton attended this school after being kicked out of Sacred Heart
4. stands for;
D-umb
W-hite
I-diots
G-etting
H-igh
T-ogether

gossip girl: so where are you going for high school?
guy: oh horace-mann...
gossip girl: wow that's unbelievable! all the guys from your school are like going to legit amazing schools!!!
guy: yeah everyone except for mac hes going to the dwight school...
gossip girl: oh well that makes sense cuz he IS a dumb white idiot that likes to get high...

by McLovin'12345 September 18, 2007

Dwight Howard

When you block someone's attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.Based off of Dwight Howard's amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.

Bro A:"Toss me a soda,bro."

Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*

Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"

Bros A and B: *Surprised*

by Ebronomics January 10, 2012