The language we speak in The Netherlands, Belgium, Suriname, South Africa, and the Netherlands Antilles. The Netherlands is also known as Holland.

"Dutch" In Dutch: Nederlands.

Anyone who says that Dutch is German for German is wrong and wouldn't even recognise Dutch.

So unlike a lot of US, UK or other native English-speaking people think, Dutch is NOT German! Dutch may be a little simmular to German, but it's more closely related to English.

Dutch is a Germanian language, just like German and English. (french, italian, and spanish are romanian languages).

Dutch is more closely related to English on the grammar, but the vocab is more Germanish. Dutch is in between English and German, but still is a whole language on its own - it's NOT English and NOT German.

Dutch is a lanuage, spoken by about 20 milion spread over The Netherlands, Belgium and the Netherlands antilles.
by Jafje May 5, 2007
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1. of or pertaining to the Netherlands.

2. a blunt made by rolling weed in a cigar wrapper

3. "to get in Dutch" - to get in trouble;

4. "Dutch treat"; an invitation where the invitee is expected to pay his/her own way.

5. "Dutch date"; a date where each person agrees to pick up their own tab.

6. "Dutch uncle": a stern disciplinarian;

7. "Dutch courage"; courage derived from drinking alcohol
1. Dutch girls look really fly in those wooden shoes.

2. Don't bogart that dutch.

3. I got in Dutch with Teresa when she noticed 497 calls to Raquel on my phone bill.

4. When I found out it was supposed to be Dutch treat I had to climb out the bathroom window.

5. Raquel said she'd only go out with me if it's a Dutch date. She doesn't want to feel obligated to give me any.

6. Don't Dutch-uncle me, you ain't my daddy!

7. When I found out I was in Dutch with Theresa i had to stop by the bar for some Dutch courage before I went home.
by Slomo Spleefhogger August 19, 2005
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Something or someone from the Netherlands, a small country in North-West Europe. Because of the many conflicts and wars between England and The Republic of the Seven United Netherlands (as it was then called), 17th century English knew many expressions containing the word to describe something in a derogatory manner. Some of these expressions are still used.
by Teunkie April 23, 2003
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1) a brand of cigar almost exclusively used for rolling blunts. No one actually smokes dutches, they just gut them bitches and fill em up wit product.

2) a slang word for a blunt

3) i guess a dutch is also sumone from Holland lol
by DD-crillzz June 3, 2008
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People whose heritage comes from the Western European country known as the Netherlands. Known for being tall, re-claiming their land from the sea, wooden shoes, and tulips.

The Dutch are given credit for the invention of the doughnut, so be thankful for that.

The Dutch are also responsible for the creation of the BeNeLux trade agreement after WWII, now known as the European Union.

The Dutch are also known to be stingy with their money, not unlike being called a 'Jew' but those of Dutch heritage take pride in their coupon-clipping lifestyle.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I just saw this super-tall bro at the store."
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's probably Dutch."

Dude 1: "We should thank somebody for bringing post-War peace to Europe."
Dude 2: "Thank the Dutch, they're awesome."

Dude 1: "I just bought a doughnut with a buy-one-get-2-free coupon."
Dude 2: "Wow! You are so Dutch!"
by Dutchman3 November 11, 2011
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Dutch or Dutchie;

Inhabitant of The Netherlands, a small country in Europe. Contrary to popular belief, they do not wear clogs all the time.
1: Did you see that Dutchie?
2: What Dutchie? I thought those wore clogs?
by Kef-Meister December 22, 2004
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the tallest damn people in the world, averaging in at 6' 2", which , contrary to one of the posts before this, implies they are very well endowed.
The Netherlands (where dutch people come from) has dykes. Real dykes, which are like dams exept to keep out the ATLANTIC OCEAN.
Oh yeah, and they bike EVERYWHERE, which is chill 'cause all the land in The Netherlands is flat.
Me: "I'm Dutch, f34r my huge wang"
by A FRICKIN DUTCHMAN June 10, 2006
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