Duck Punch 

To strike a person who has general douche-ish or hipster-like qualities.

To place one's hands in a palm-to-palm fashion (similar to a duck beak) and jab one's opponent in the neck or other sensitive area.

If you don't shut up with your plaid pants and guitar hero singing, I'm going to duck punch you in the sternum.

Duck Punch by AtotheCtotheE September 14, 2009

Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

Punching the duck by Rob5678 April 3, 2007

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

dickpunch 

1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.

1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.

dickpunch by Nimsim July 20, 2008

dickpuncher 

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.

i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!

dickpuncher by fat nutz October 14, 2007

Dickpunchingly 

An adjective used to describe something at an extreme.

ex1. Wow this gum is dickpunchingly good!
ex2. Jeez, that exam was dickpuncingly hard!

Dickpunchingly by blizzy-B October 26, 2010

Dickpunch 

A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.

I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.

Dickpunch by carolsarah December 18, 2011