Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.
by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016
n.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.
"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."
by Mr. Eko January 12, 2006
by Bigalmac August 5, 2019
by The Thwacker November 10, 2015
The sensation, after sex, that she made your wang feel like a warm pair of jeans fresh from the dryer.
John: Damn son, you saying she didn't like the dryer wang compliment?
Frank: Naw man, she said it was kinda weird.
Frank: Naw man, she said it was kinda weird.
by Tyrizzle tha rural gangsta July 28, 2007
by morningbstar July 5, 2007