1) Taking mind altering substances right before a wordy exam that requires you to express an
opinion - such as
philosophy or english literature, enhancing your ability to plumb the depths of the mind and/or lowering your inhibitions enough to say what you really think, whilst either enhancing or diminishing your ability to actually write it down.
2) Letting your
mate be the first to sample the latest batch of drugs you have acquired, by pretending that you have all already taken some and the effects are really good, whereas in fact you suspect you have just been sold half a kilo of caustic soda.
3) A test performed by people in authority who are too scared to take drugs, in order to see if any of their employees are actually any
fun outside of
work.
1) I can't believe I got an A in religious studies, I scored some bud an hour before the exam and had a sly toke to keep me calm but it just made me so much more able to refute things eloquently.
2) Dave! Long time no see, fancy a
line? This is great stuff man I've been on it for weeks.
3) "All employees
will have a drug test on Monday"
"Um, I'm the regional manager, have
never had a bad review, got promoted twice last year and brought in 6 new accounts this month already. And I take drugs. My team are the most
useless bunch of monkeys who ever came down from the trees and none of them take drugs. What exactly is the point of this test?"
"All employees
will have a drug test on Monday"